Old School Jacket

Hello Jacket of the Week Fan(s). We are a little late to the party this week as you may know. At least we are still partying. We have a new addition in store for you this week. This week's Jacket is like Jacket when he had long dreds and a beard. Only this guy doesn't have dreds.  Anyway let's just get down to business and unveil...

You probably have no idea who that is. For one thing he is this week's addition to the Jacket of the Week.  This Jacket is a rapper by the name of Riff Raff.  He is very popular in the youtube universe and he is starting to cross over mainstream. He had feature articles in the LA Times and Gawker this week. Also James Franco is playing a character based on Riff Raff in Spring Breakers. If you are interested in his work here is a link. Rap Game's Dawson's Creek In one lyric he raps about glow in the dark Bart Simpson haircuts, in another he refers to himself as Rap Game's Dawson Creek. It's very high-brow stuff. How does this Jacket relate to the real Jacket? He doesn't, but he takes us back to a time when Jacket had a crazy hair style and probably watched Dawson's Creek. I hope you enjoyed this week's Jacket of the Week. Until next time...

Is that an above ground pool in the background? Jacket

Hello Jacket of the Week fans. It's Friday which also means it's time to unveil our latest Jacket. Oh and here he is.

This week's Jacket is titled, "Is that an above ground pool in the background? Jacket" If you look at the photo it appears that there is some kind of above ground pool in the background. But it's impossible to say really. Also is that a random field or is that this Jacket's backyard? I'm not heavy in the above ground pool game but I do respect a large backyard. If that is this Jacket's yard I would say, congrats because many a wiffle ball game or football game could be played there.  Also enough area to have an intricate paintball game. The area is very large and very flat, two key components to an amazing backyard. Now if this is just some random field with an above ground pool in the middle of it then that's also cool. Because it would be so damn bizarre.  Either way this is a very intriguing locale and I'm not surprised our Jacket found it. Jackets always find themselves in interesting situations.  So thanks again for this thought provoking photo. Jackets always keep you on your toes and "Is that an above ground pool in the background? Jacket is no different. Hope you enjoyed this week's Jacket of the Week. Until next time.

Storage Jacket

Hello Jacket of the Week fans. It is that day again. And a great Spring day it is. Yet another unveiling to be done. For the second time in 12 weeks we will succumb to the desires of our fan(s) and give you an oft requested Jacket. If you are big into reality TV you will be familiar with this Jacket. If you are not familiar with Reality television then you will look at the picture and think it is nothing but another feeble attempt at posting a picture of a man that barely looks like the man we call Jacket. So be it. You can't lose 50% of your fan interest in one week. That would be devastating to this blog. And we will not let that happen here. So let's just get right into it.

Yes. There he is. The Jacket we have named "Storage Jacket." If you are familiar with the show Storage Wars you will recognize that as Jared. Jared is the guy that is somewhat of a dick and has a deceptively attractive wife. He has no business being married to this woman but he is. So good job Storage Jacket on the nice pull. That is one thing he has in common to the real Jacket in that Jacket's intended seems like way too good and cool of a person to be with him. So nice pull on that one Jacket. And there you have it folks. This week's Jacket of the Week. I hope you enjoyed it. Until next time.

Old Jacket

Hello Jacket of the week fans. We have arrived at the only day of the week that your truly care about. That would be the day we unveil yet another Jacket to our closet of Jackets of the Week. With tomorrow being Cinco de Mayo we probably should have gone with a Mexican Jacket. We also could have paid our respects to Floyd Mayweather being that he is fighting on Saturday or even our English brethren as tomorrow is the FA cup final. But we didn't.  Probably because this is an American blog. And Americans do not appreciate boxing, soccer or Mexican Independence Days. So instead you are going to be treated to an American Jacket who is doing American things, like smiling or being fat or whatever Americans are known for. Let us get to the more important aspects of this blog, which would be revealing a picture of a man that has a vague (at best) resemblance to a man that is called Jacket because his Civil Procedure professor could not correctly pronounce his last name.  And now the moment you have been waiting 168 hours for.

Here we have a picture of a man that will look exactly like Jacket in 5 years when Jacket will look like a 52 year old man.  Hence we have titled this week's Jacket "Old Jacket." Also Jacket will probably gain between 50-75 lbs. because he will have nested for the last 5 years getting complacent in his ways. Think about Jacket for a second and then look at this picture, I'll be damned if they aren't related. It's not that crazy to think that. If  I didn't know for a fact that Jacket's own father was a handsome man, who looks not a day older than 42, I may have mistaken this man to be Jacket's father or at worst his uncle. Alas he is not but he is another great addition to our closet. That wraps up this week's Jacket of the Week. Until next time.