Friday, April 27, 2012

Expensive Jacket

Hello to all the Jacket fans out there. We have returned for another addition of Jacket of the Week. This week  might be our best looking Jacket yet. In fact let me go out on a limb and say, Yes this is our best looking and most expensive Jacket we have had in our illustrious history at Jacket of the Week. That's a lot of hype to give to a Jacket but some people are able to live up to an enormous amount of hype. Michael Jordan, Ken Jennings, Roger Federer, this new addition to the Jacket closet to name a few. All of them winners. Was it a mistake to compare this week's Jacket to Ken Jennings? Maybe. But with great risk comes great reward, Sometimes. Sometimes it's just an unbelievably stupid risk and there is no reward at all for it. Like jumping in front of train for no reason. All risk no reward there. But anyway, without ado we present you with this week's Jacket of the Week.







We have titled this week's Jacket, "Expensive Jacket."Is this a great angle for a photo? No, it isn't. But even given the weird angle we notice several things; first the man is wearing a well-tailored suit. Secondly this man clearly has a grooming kit at his home because his beard is outstanding. Thirdly this man is a hit with the ladies or the men, whatever.  Does this man look like the Real Jacket. Again, not really. But is the Real Jacket accustomed to the style and grace that Expensive Jacket possesses? No. So it isn't even fair to the Real Jacket to compare the two because Expensive Jacket is on another level.  Expensive Jacket is a Boyd's man, Real Jacket is probably not a Boyd's man.  That concludes this week's Jacket of the Week. We hope you enjoyed it. Until next time.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Thrift Store Jacket

Sometimes life disappoints. Your childhood dog dies, your husband leaves you for a woman half your age or a week comes and goes without a  new Jacket of the Week posting. But that is what we do here at Jacket of the Week, we put things in perspective. So in 15 years when you find out your wife is having an affair with your landscaper you can say, "Man, this sucks but it doesn't suck as bad as that time there wasn't a Jacket of the Week." When your favorite blog also acts as your mentor that is something special. We hope if nothing else you have come to appreciate the magnitude of this blog.  Now that we've gone through that experience there aren't any lessons to be taught for the time being. After we gave you negative reinforcement we must follow through with positive reinforcement. So when you wake from your bed, get dressed, go to work, fake doing work, then start searching the internets you will find a new Jacket of the Week. This week's Jacket of the Week is not a good looking Jacket. He is a Jacket that you may have bought when you were down on your luck. Maybe this Jacket had seen better days but now he's all used up. That is Jacket we are working with this week. Let us now unveil this week's Jacket of the Week...












We have titled this week's Jacket "Thrift Store Jacket" Let's be honest here. This is not a Jacket that goes over big with the ladies or men, whatever. This Jacket is trying hard to be alluring but no dice. If there is one thing Jackets are not it is alluring. "Thrift Store Jacket" is a Jacket we will be burying the closet. But he is our Jacket nonetheless. I hope you enjoyed this week's Jacket of the Week. Until next time. 

Friday, April 6, 2012

Holy Jacket

Hello Jacket of the Week fans. Today is the day men call good. It is also the day we call Jacket of the Week. So we've got that going for us. I know the real Jacket isn't a big Good Friday Guy, but I'm sure there is some Pagan holiday this weekend that coincides with Easter that he will be celebrating. No doubt it involves a lot of crunchy grooves and positive energy. The way we keep cranking out Jackets over here makes me think it wouldn't be a bad idea to start a competitor to Burlington Coat Factory.  Cherry Hill Jacket Mill? There have been worse ideas. Anyway let's stick to what we know and if there is one thing we know that's finding pictures of people that loosely resemble Jacket. This week's addition to the team is mix between Jacket and the European representation of Jesus. But if the European representation of Jesus was a really mean looking guy. So basically he looks nothing like Jesus but it is Easter Weekend so we thought we would give it a try. Anyway here goes nothing...










This week's  Jacket has been titled "Holy Jacket" because he is the Jacket that is representing Holy Week. This Jacket has a much more powerful beard than the real Jacket does. Jacket likes to keep his beard neat but Holy Jacket enjoys the power. I imagine this is the length that Jesus would have kept his beard over two thousand years ago but who knows really. I hope you enjoyed this week's Jacket of the Week. For all our Jewish fans out there I hope you have a blessed Passover, for all the Christian Jacket of the Week fans I hope you have a Happy Easter and for all the people like Jacket I hope all your grooves stay very crunchy. Until next time...