Old Jacket

Hello Jacket of the week fans. We have arrived at the only day of the week that your truly care about. That would be the day we unveil yet another Jacket to our closet of Jackets of the Week. With tomorrow being Cinco de Mayo we probably should have gone with a Mexican Jacket. We also could have paid our respects to Floyd Mayweather being that he is fighting on Saturday or even our English brethren as tomorrow is the FA cup final. But we didn't.  Probably because this is an American blog. And Americans do not appreciate boxing, soccer or Mexican Independence Days. So instead you are going to be treated to an American Jacket who is doing American things, like smiling or being fat or whatever Americans are known for. Let us get to the more important aspects of this blog, which would be revealing a picture of a man that has a vague (at best) resemblance to a man that is called Jacket because his Civil Procedure professor could not correctly pronounce his last name.  And now the moment you have been waiting 168 hours for.

Here we have a picture of a man that will look exactly like Jacket in 5 years when Jacket will look like a 52 year old man.  Hence we have titled this week's Jacket "Old Jacket." Also Jacket will probably gain between 50-75 lbs. because he will have nested for the last 5 years getting complacent in his ways. Think about Jacket for a second and then look at this picture, I'll be damned if they aren't related. It's not that crazy to think that. If  I didn't know for a fact that Jacket's own father was a handsome man, who looks not a day older than 42, I may have mistaken this man to be Jacket's father or at worst his uncle. Alas he is not but he is another great addition to our closet. That wraps up this week's Jacket of the Week. Until next time.