Fabricated Jacket

Hello Jacket of the Week fan. We've been on hiatus after the feds nearly shut us down. No they didn't but whatever. We've been busy researching new people with looks straight out of central casting but so far it has been no dice on producing a spin-off to an already underwhelming blog. This week's submission comes from none other than Mrs. Jacket herself. So that's probably a  pretty big deal around these parts, if anything around here has the potential to be a big deal. So let's get to it.

First things first. I'm glad Mrs. Jacket had a full charge before she sent us this earth-shattering photo. Secondly if there was ever an opportunity to shut down this blog it would be now. Basically Mrs. Jacket is telling us that for a price anyone can be Jacket by buying this beardo and therefore we are all Jackets and the world is just one big monolith comprised of Jacket wannabes. She in fact is beating the world because she is aligning herself with the real deal and the rest of us are just poser losers who are all dying to be Jacket. So that's that. But no despite this devasting news Jacket of the Week will carry on. We hope you enjoyed this week's Jacket of the Week. Until next time.